when you click ‘follow’ instead of ‘dashboard’
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
i love cuddling
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
♥ Happy 51st Birthday Alexandra Elizabeth Kingston! (March 11th, 1963)
People who say that all water tastes the same are never to be trusted
All water tastes the same!
Wow look what we have here guys! An un trustable person
you just replied to yourself
Really? No way! Why would I do something as stupid as that?? Pssst
I write sins not five page research papers
if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head
i stopped caring when i was like 3
Lana has announced a US and North American 2014 Tour!